No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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