i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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