When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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