i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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