If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
