no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
