im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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