I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My vagina just recognized that song.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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