so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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