Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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