How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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