I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We left an ass print on the piano.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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