Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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