I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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