physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
