one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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