WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
god, I love you
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.