So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"