Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?