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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover

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• (682): View more from Texas

  There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Get your penis over here NOW. emergency

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !

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  You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends

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• (760): View more from California

  I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I FOUND THE LEGS

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks

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