Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.

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(503): View more from Oregon

She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.

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(253): View more from Washington

she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.

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(310): View more from California

Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor

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(425): View more from Washington

He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.

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