Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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