1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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