Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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