So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just cut my nipple shaving
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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