Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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