can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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