doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't make out with my wife yet
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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