Sponge bath it is.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
My day in three words: secret purse cake
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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