is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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