Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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