Whats the glycemic index on semen?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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