I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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