i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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