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no. no its not
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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