My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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