Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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