Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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