sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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