i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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