How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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