I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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