Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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