Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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