i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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