no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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