my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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