dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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