i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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