dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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