I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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