I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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