R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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