This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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