I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
well, you know. whores of a feather.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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