that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize