I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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