Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
