Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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