Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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