I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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